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**2025/12/30 晴 心情很好**

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最近期末考试备考紧张，所以妈给我讲了几个冷笑话！快来听听……
**温馨提示：这些笑话太冷了，记得穿上羽绒服！**

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长问答环节：

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- 问：蜻蜓去酒吧，会点什么饮料？
- 答：会点水，因为蜻蜓点水。</description><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lowbatterypro.github.io/post/leng-xiao-hua-chuan-shao--2025-12-30.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2025 13:46:58 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>测试个人博客</title><link>https://lowbatterypro.github.io/post/ce-shi-ge-ren-bo-ke.html</link><description>测试个人博客 :)。</description><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lowbatterypro.github.io/post/ce-shi-ge-ren-bo-ke.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2025 12:38:26 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>